20 April 2015
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BREAKING NEWS: Miley Cyrus, a human being, has shared a picture of herself in which you can see her armpit hair.
The idea of a woman not shaving the majority of her body hair has obviously divided the internet, with most agreeing (ridiculously) that she needs to pay more attention to her personal grooming. Let us all make Miley feel disgusting and hideous because she doesn’t feel the need to be completely hairless.
And special attention to this appreciative armpit homage:
In other Miley news, on Saturday, the singer made a badass speech to induct rock history’s influential Joan Jett into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, alongside Lou Reed, Bill Wither and Green Day. As you might imagine, many were slightly dubious about the idea of Cyrus inducting Jett, but her speech proved that she is a die hard, knowledgeable disciple of the musician (and also revealed that she wants to have sex with Jett).
“I’m going to start off this induction with the first time I wanted to have sex with Joan Jett,” she said.
“We were doing Oprah together, and I go up to Joan’s hotel room. Joan opens the door, and I come in, and Kenny Laguna is lying in bed. I don’t know what the fuck is going on. There’s towels shoved underneath all the door cracks, shower caps around all the smoke detectors. Joan is running around spraying orange-smelling cleaner to mask the smell of “the pot” (that’s what you guys call it), and we go into her bathroom.”
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“The show was where new artists got to perform with their idols, and I wanted to perform with Joan, of course. And we were in her bathroom, and we were smoking and just talking, and this was one of the moments in my life where I wanted to be as present and absorb everything that she said to me. I listened to her talk about her days with the Runaways. She talked about music. She talked about why she loves animals and she doesn’t want to eat them. I was getting to have this moment with someone that, to me, is Superwoman; what Superwoman really should be.”
